Pizza Game

Da Facts™

Release Date
Sept. 6, 2019 (you’re LATE!!)
Developer
plasterbrain
Languages
English (debatable)
Price
$9.99
Platforms
Windows, older Mac (10.6-10.15 only), Linux (Ubuntu)
Storefronts
  • Steam
  • Itch.io
  • Game Jolt???

Press Kit

A page I mostly left up for posterity!

About

Pizza Game (any spelling is fine) is a full-length satirical dating sim written like bad fanfiction. You play as Kiane, a recent college graduate who is starting a new secretary job in the town of Flordaddle, which is Seattle and Florida mashed together. Don’t worry about it.

Over the course of five days, Kiane tries to woo her new boss and her new neighbors with the help of her backtalking sentient thought bubble, Inner Kiane! Unfortunately, Flordaddle also has some murders going on.

Features

  • 180,000+ words
  • 7 story routes (4 GxB, 2 GxG, 1 True Route) with 20 total endings
  • 20+ wacky characters to meet and 16 character profiles that update throughout the game
  • Unlockable Easter eggs using the in-game “camera” function
  • Minigames (“minigames”) and QTEs
  • Original soundtrack
  • Partial voice acting
  • Unlockable menu voices and author commentary
  • Built-in text-to-speech, keyboard navigation, and SFX captions

Team

Pizza Game was made by plasterbrain, a music artist and dev from Chicago. It features colorful original artwork by Brendan Blaber. They are siblings!!!

Media

The game's main menu featuring all the characters in stylized poses.
Kiane harangues her roommate Johnny with a bored expression.
The colorful character bio menu has a grid of polaroids. Kiane's profile is selected and shown in detail.
Roobit tells a tale of woe. The colorful CG shows her holding a snack in her hands while floating dramatically among the stars.
Kiane talks to her mom over the phone, depicted in a NVL-style display over a notepad background.

Download screenshots and logos here

Monetization

Plasterbrain allows for the contents of Pizza Game to be published through video broadcasting services for any commercial or non-commercial purposes. Monetization of videos created containing assets from Pizza Game is legally & explicitly allowed by plasterbrain. This permission can be found in writing at https://pizzagame.party/press#monetization

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