The game that killed the Western visual novel
A new town…a new life! Kiane’s just landed her dream job as a secretary for her CEO crush! Help her win hearts and eat pizzas, but watch out! Not all is as it seems…
Choices!
You have five days to make your mark and win your soulmate. Choices Matter®™® in the town of Floradddle, and there so muches to do!
- Learn to drive
- Co-host a cookign show?
- Go on a ghost hunt
- …and more!
Romance!
With 4 BxG and 2 GxG routes, there is somethign for EVERYONE! Unles s you are ace
- An undercover princes!s!
- A firendly demon!
- An actual literall serial killer!
- The guy being framed by the previous!
Kiane
CV: Kiane King
Boy-crazy new secretary. She wants to do her mom a proud, so she is work very hard every day, but, she sucks. Fortunately with her trusty thought bubble Inner Kiane at her side, no task is always too up to the task!
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Mr. Arimnaes
CV: Tom Laflin
The CEO of the Big Microsoffit. He’s got a cold exterior and is notorious difficult to impress. But could he be a softer type nice guy behind the facade (no)? Kiane is determinedd to find out if love realy DOES conquer, all. Mr. Arim’s favorite pizza plavor is (alert: boring) pepperonis, so if you are a pepperono, u have a pretty good shot wit him. Contact me for his skype!!
Chris
CV: Christopher Gilstrap
Local cafe own er and all-around nice guy at first glance, Chris actualy has a deepdark secret that keeps him from open up to anyone. But when the local poetry slam at his cafe brigns a new rival to town?? Chris May not have a choic but to trust Kiane. Can you survive the dangers when his secret past is brought t o light?
Sensei
CV: Brendan Blaber
A drivers ed teacher (hot) with a big passion for learn and a biggger passion for wink. idk why he looks like this. Sensie’s worried about his upcoming family ruenion. Will he be able to impress his famly with Kiane’shelp and reconnection with his estranged brother? Or will a DIFFERENT thing happen?
Warped Lamp
CV: Warped Lamp
This school bully has hot wheelz, sick burns, and probably some dietary restriction. it’s no wonder they call Warped Lamp the Master of Twisted (only Warped Lamp calls her that). Lapmp thinks Kiane is a baby for believing in the Seven School Mysteries. In order to save her pride and win lamp over, Kiane is determined to prove they are true.
Keenarnor
CV: Michael Howell
As the owner of the local pizaa place place, Keenarnor is what many would call “the normal one.” “A total green flag.” “Maybe a little borign if you were looking for yandere or someth.” But will he be normal after FRAMED FOR MURDER? Get a job at the Town Pizza and help Keenarnor clear his name… if he really is innosent!
Roobit
CV: some animal crossing sounds I made in AquesTone (Jad Saxton in the trailer)
Roobit holds the title of newest, youngest, smallest, and most purple member of Flordaddle’s police force. She also holds the title of not being a rabbit, or from space. She’s picked upa job to investigate Keenarnor, but soon the body start piling up. Use your mystery solve skills and help Roobit the save the town In time!
FAQ
Pizza Game is a joke otome game (dating visual novel) where everything is bad on purpose. It’s like Hatoful Boyfriend with typos isteand of bird or John Cena’s Sexy High School Adventure with better graphics. *EDIT: My publisher has advised me that it ctually has worse graphics.
it seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes! Here at pizza we understand Not everyone wants to spend their hard-earned moneydollars on dumb thing like VIDEO GAME. That why Pizza Game has a demo you, can play to try out and see if you like the pizza.
The demo includes the first 2 days of the game story, as well as a handful of unlcokerble in-game menu voices. You’ll get to see the tutorial, meat all the characters, and, view differnt scenes depend on your choices. jUST LIKE A TELLTALE!
If you dont like the demo or have a good chuckletime, dont buy the full version, because it doesnt get better
In full verison you can:
- Play through three more days and multiple endingsfor each character
- Unlock the True Route and discover the REAL story of the pizza…
- Read in-game author (ME!!) commentary
- Discover more camer a photos, gameovers, characters, CGs, original songs, and minigames
- Unlock achievoments on Steam, as wel as fake achievos on Itch so you dont feel left out
- Prove to my mom i don’t need a real job because!! i can make pizza
Pizza Game features crude humor and language designed to damage the English development of readers 12 and younger. Ther are also DARK THEMES such as murder. bones. Sensei. and jump scares. The jump scares are REALLY SCARY maybe you shouldn’t buy it
This game does NOT work on macOS 10.15 (Catalina) and newer. Steve Jobs specificaly invented this version to prevent playing Pizza Game. If you need to run Pizza on your newfangled Mac computer for a job interview, consider using Boot Camp!
Yes unless you played for 2.00000001 hours on Steam., In which case TOUGH LUCK, SHORTSNAP!!
No please purchase the collectors edition for that feature.
Short answer: yes! But check out the section in da manual on usage guidelins for more details.
Also checks out written persimmons to monetize footage.
the bug are a feature
Roobit snack will stop collecthappen after u reach a certain amount in your pockets.
Alte3rnatively you can kill roobit snackfunction:
- Download (Patch) Disable Roobit Snacks from itch.io
- Drag it into the game folder (pizza game/game) where all the other .rpy and .rpyc files live
- Launch game again. Snacks will be defeated
You can sedn me question on Tumblr (either pizza tumbler or regular tumblr). I am not on super oftens but i will answer when I cann!
No, but we will maybe make a third game.
it was on sale. Because pizza agame is fun just like an party!
The original website (with the horse gifs) it’s still online, you can find it at old.pizzagame.party!
Unfortunate the second website died a cPanel death so yoyu’re stuck with this one.
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- 7 Routes, 20 Endings
- Minigames and QTEs
- Unlockable content
- Bugs
Requirees at leats 2 GB of RAM and 2.0 GHz CPU
*Windows XP or later/Mac OS X 10.6 to 10.15/Ubuntu 12.04